I have a confession to make: I haven’t seen: 2 Fast 2 Furious, Tokyo Drift, or the 2009 Fast & Furious. I say this because Fate of the Furious is more continuity-heavy than Furious 7 (and because I’m honest with my audience). In addition, Fate of the Furious is not as simply enjoyable as Furious 7. Yeah, that’s a good intro.
Fate of the Furious is directed by F. Gary Gray and written by Chris Morgan. Stars-Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, Michelle Rodriguez, Scott Eastwood, Tyrese Gibson, Charlize Theron, Chris Bridges, and Kurt Russell. Premise-Dom’s crew must track down their leader after he goes rogue for a mysterious woman.
Yes, greedy Hollywood producers have predictably stomped on a dead actor’s grave while greenlighting 100 more unnecessary sequels. Even though the tagline for the previous film was, “One last ride,” the plot wrapped up nearly every character’s arc, and the emotional ending that brought tears to audiences eyes were all clearly saying, “That’s all folks,” you cannot argue with the 1.5 BILLION dollars Furious 7 grossed. Because of this, we have an action film that pushes the envelope in more ways than one.
I know I’ll be called a hypocrite for thoroughly enjoying Furious 7 and then disliking the sequel (even though they are basically the same movie), but here is the game changer: the amount of drama. In Furious 7, the most serious it got were those amnesia flashbacks. However, things get really personal with Fate of the Furious. Charlize Theron (collecting her paycheck while sporting a really stupid haircut) plays the villain whose entire character is written straight out of “Psychopathic Antagonist” Volume 1. She speaks only in evil whispers, has a weird character design, and manipulates the main protagonist by using the most predictable cliché in the book (can’t say it because of spoilers, but you could probably guess what she does). These movies are at their best when the drama is light and the over-the-top action is high. Sadly, every scene with Theron is very hard to watch. Not to say that what she does to Dom is a bad motivation; it’s because these movies should never be this depressing to watch. Especially when these scenes are preceded/followed by the goofy characters joking around. To be honest, I would have enjoyed the movie much more as a whole if these scenes were cut, because once my suspension of neutrality is broken, other problems stand out much more. One of these problems is the clichés. Unbelievable physics and invulnerable characters are acceptable (if you watch any of these movies expecting realism, show yourself out), but you can predict pretty much every scene, and that is a bore.
On the bright side, the action scenes are awesome! If the previous film was too unbelievable for you, the races, chases, and shootouts are well-choreographed and fast-paced. If you switch off your brain (a requirement at this point), these action sequences are a marvel. Heck, the New York portion of the film is more over-the-top than any GTA 5 stunt video you’ll ever see. Another notable scene takes place in a prison, and it gives The Rock his most awesome movie moment since the montage in The Rundown. The rest of the cast is decent as well. While Gibson and Bridges teeter on the edge of annoying and funny, Eastwood/Russell and Statham/Johnson have great chemistry, and the rest of the cast is fine.
Ultimately, this movie is exactly what you’d expect. Transformers levels of stupidity, clichéd plotlines, and a whole lot of testosterone-fueled explosions. If the filmmakers didn’t inappropriately try their hand at drama, then the film would require nothing from its audience. After all, that’s why these movies are successes: dumb fun without the emotional connection. Fate of the Furious gets Guy’s Guru Grade of a C-.